Selected especially by your three grandchildren, with many happy returns from all of us and urgent wishes to stay safe, healthy, and on the curb:
by Harry Graham
Grandpapa fell down a drain;
Couldn't scramble out again.
Now he's floating down the sewer
There's one grandpapa the fewer.
from Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes and More Ruthless Rhymes for Heartless Homes by Harry Graham ("Col. D. Streamer")